, If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he'd prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.

If you can correctly pronounce every word in this poem, you will be speaking English better than 90% of the native English speakers in the world. After trying the verses, a Frenchman said he’d prefer six months of hard labour to reading six lines aloud. Try them yourself.

iaminspectorspacetime:

crimsun:

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Read it all like a boss.

I stumbled across some of the more obscure words, but this is a DELIGHT to read out loud and only made me savour the beautifully ridiculous, unstructured, mongrel nature of the English language more.

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everyone go read it all its actually immense
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well I’m a native...can pronounce every single word.. do
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There were a few words I didn’t know.
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“Rachel, ache, moustache, eleven.” This line makes me giggle, can you guess why DG?
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